I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind ...
I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music.
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through.
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Eventually, the joke starts to not be funny. So you have to be careful that you're not throwing the baby out with the bath water.
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
