Funny Quotes

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Norman Wisdom

Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have ...

Norman Wisdom

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Orlando Bloom

When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather.

Oona Chaplin

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

O. Henry
Funny quotes by Oliver Herford, UberQuotes

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was.

Oscar Isaac

I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny.

Orlando Jones
Funny quotes by Oscar Levant, UberQuotes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.

Olivia Munn

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Olivia Munn

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

Olivia Munn

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

Olivia Munn

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Olivia Munn

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Ogden Nash

A lot of movies that come from Israel are about war, but there is such good, funny, rounded writing that comes from the country that I wish more people would discover.

Odeya Rush

I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a...

Octavia Spencer

What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't exist.

Olivier Theyskens

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.

Olivia Wilde

I have an unfortunate personality.

Orson Welles

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Oscar Wilde