Funny Quotes

They wore their strange beauty like war paint.

Holly Black

A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does an ounce or two matta?

Lilian Jackson Braun

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Bill Watterson

No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a .

Karen Chance

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord

Jim Butcher

It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.

John Marsden

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Dr. Seuss

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

J. D. Salinger

There is the strange power we have of changing facts by the force of the imagination.

Virginia Woolf

It came out sparkling like liquid sky.

Laurie Lee

And it is strange that absence can feel like presence.

Ally Condie

Cosmopolitanism emphasizes and is grounded in a _singular relationality between and among people

Namsoon Kang

Human history has no unique pattern of intelligibility.

Mark Elvin

Smiles were rare in this house. Smiles had to be bought and paid for.

Michelle Gagnon

Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.

Jean-Dominique Bauby

It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.

Heather McVea

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the dishwasher in the trunk.

Jarod Kintz

Handsome and brilliantly rich; their fatal flaw is murder.

Abigail Gibbs

Royal Young's writing is that rare blend of irony and beauty.

Simon Van Booy

I'm proud to be a freak of nature.

Robin Brande