With enough "ifs" we could put Paris into a bottle.
With money you can comfort any woman.
With the help of an "if' you might put Paris into a bottle.
Without grace beauty is an unabated hook.
Without grace beauty is an unbaited hook.
Women believe the strangest of lies as long as they are wrapped up in praise.
Words are feminine, deeds masculine.
Work relieves us from three great evils, boredom, vice, and want.
Write injuries in sand, kindnesses in marble.
Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.
You always fall down in the direction of where you bend over.
You always knock yourself on the tenderest places.
You are either hammer or anvil.
You are never better served than by yourself.
You can cage a bird but you can't make it sing.
You can sell the devil if he is well cooked.
You cannot be very smart if you have never done anything foolish.
You cannot clear fog with a fan.
You cannot have the bacon and the pig at the same time.
You cannot make a beautiful plumage out of a pig's tail.
You cannot make a hawk of a buzzard.
