Writer: I didn't know Hindus said 'Amen.' Adult Pi Patel: Catholic Hindus do. Writer: Catholic Hindus? Adult Pi Patel: We get to feel guilty before hundreds of gods instead of just one.
Yuri Orlov: Any friend of my brothers' is a... a friend of my brothers'.
Rick Spector: Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.
Gil: You're very kind, but I wouldn't call my babbling poetic. Although I was on a pretty good roll there.
The Bullet Farmer: All this over a family squabble... healthy babies... [spits]
Toulouse-Lautrec: Oh no, I forgot my line.
Jimmy Serrano: Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.
Ambulance crew member: We don't need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!
Pirate: So we're taking all 15 of them? Head Pirate: Well it wouldn't be nice to seperate them from their friends.
Lorenzo St. DuBois: Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
Policeman in Arizona house: What did the pyjamas look like? Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!
Clarence: [after spitting blood] Just give me my fucking phone call.
D-Bob: What's a lapsed Catholic to do?
King Richard: Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.
Kerim Bey: All of my key employees are my sons. Blood is the best security in this business.
Joseph Newton: Don't put the hat on the bed. Uncle Charlie: Superstitious, Joe? Joseph Newton: No, but I don't believe in inviting trouble.
Youngest Jamal: Since when is there a time limit on a crap?
Captain von Trapp: The first rule of this household is discipline.
Audience Member: Did somebody get paid for writing that dialog?
[Stan is staring at Wendy] Cartman: Hey, you're holding up the god damn lunch line!
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Uh-oh, we got a moron here.
