Computers Quotes

Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

Eric Schmidt

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Joseph Campbell

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

A. A. Milne

I'm just a Bolshevik with a laptop.

Rick Perlstein

We're seeing an enormous amount of global upward mobility that's quite rapid and quite sudden, and undiscovered individuals have a chance - using the Internet, using computers - to prove themselves very quickly. So I think the mobility story will be ...

Tyler Cowen

I fix my grandchildren's computers.

Alan Alda

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Adam Brody

I don't know anything about computers.

Adam Carolla

Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers,' I said: 'Hey, wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'

Anna Chlumsky

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Arthur C. Clarke

Juries are not computers. They are composed of human beings who evaluate evidence differently.

Alan Dershowitz

People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.

Adam Osborne

The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.

Adam Osborne

When I was 8 or 9, I started using bulletin board systems, which was the precursor to the Internet, where you'd dial into... a shared system and shared computers. I've had an email address since the late '80s, when I was 8 or 9 years old, and then I ...

Aaron Patzer

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Alan Perlis

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.

Alan Perlis

Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself.

Alain Robert

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney

People's computers are not getting more secure. They're getting more infected with viruses. They're getting more under the control of malware.

Avi Rubin

Computers will be able to do all the mundane tasks in our daily lives.

Aaron Swartz

To me, there is something superbly symbolic in the fact that an astronaut, sent up as assistant to a series of computers, found that he worked more accurately and more intelligently than they. Inside the capsule, man is still in charge.

Adlai Stevenson