You need your wits about you the most when you are dealing with an idiot.
You never are so easily mistaken as when you think you know the way.
You think you've lost yor horse? Who knows, he may bring a whole herd back to you someday.
You want no one to know it? Then don't do it.
You will never be punished for making people die of laughter.
You won't get much fat from a dry bone.
You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher.
Your best mirror is someone more beautiful than you.
Your fingers can't be of the same length.
If you want an audience, start a fight.
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
