Birthday Quotes

We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend'...

Mariella Frostrup

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.

Jarod Kintz
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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Dr. Seuss

Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.

Jodi Picoult

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

Else Holmelund Minarik

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.

Maggie Stiefvater

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

Terry Pratchett

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.

Jarod Kintz

I had a lump in my throat the size of a bundt cake pan.

Jessica Soffer

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

Jarod Kintz

In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad.

Danny M. Cohen

I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.

Jarod Kintz

18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.

Jarod Kintz

Playing basketball, I blew out my knee like it was a birthday candle. Sports are so much more fun to play when sitting at a table and opening presents and eating cake.

Jarod Kintz

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.

Jarod Kintz

I like working on my birthday, so I always do.

Abhishek Bachchan

I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.

Aimee Bender

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

Anita Baker

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

Art Buchwald

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.

Adele