The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.
The world is a ladder for some to go up and others down.
There are many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.
There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.
There's no advice like father's -- even if you don't take it.
They who drink beer think beer.
Those above are going down, those below are going up.
Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas.
Try the ice before you venture on it.
Unite to move forward.
Use it up, make do, or do without.
Use your wit as a shield, not as a dagger.
We do not inherit the land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.
We may give advice, but we cannot give conduct.
What a fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning.
When a father praises his son, he flatters himself.
When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble.
When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.
When you see gossamer flying, be sure the air is drying.
When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
