Men apt to promise are apt to forget.
Men seek less to be instructed than applauded.
Money talks -- everything else walks.
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
New churches and new bars are seldom empty.
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.
No river can return to its source, yet all rivers must have a beginning.
No rogue like the godly rogue.
Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
Old age is ripeness.
One foot is better than two crutches.
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
Paddle together, bail, paddle; paddle, bail; paddle towards the land.
Paddle your own canoe.
Praise makes a bad man worse.
Professionals built the 'Titanic,' amateurs built the ark.
Put up or shut up.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces.
