Don't take any wooden nickels.
Drink and frankfurters for a dime; kill a man before his time.
Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
Every animal knows more than you do.
Every man has a fool up his sleeve.
Every man has one black patch, and some have two.
Fish or cut bait.
Fooled once shame on you, fooled twice shame on me.
For age and want save while you may, no morning sun lasts a whole day.
From small beginnings come great things.
Gentlemen prefer blonds -- but marry brunettes.
Gold is where you find it.
Good fences make good neighbors.
Hell and the courtroom are always open.
Honesty is like an icicle -- if once it melts, that's the end of it.
I'd rather have them say "There he goes" than "Here he lies.".
If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave.
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
If you cut down the trees you will find the wolf.
If you don't have a plan for yourself, you'll be part of someone else's.
If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long.
