You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.
Dream WarriorIt saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.
Dead WatersBuild mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
Married with ZombiesZombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing.
LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESSElizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.
Pride and Prejudice and ZombiesSnow came back, but she didn't come back right.
That Risen Snow: A Scary Tale of Snow White & Zombies