When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Life should be lined with love. A stomach should also be lined. So should football fields.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a four-letter word, like frog, only with more kissing and less princing.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.