I never lied to a person in my life; my kids didn't, either.
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
I want to have the fairy-tale life with a wife and three or four kids. It will come.
I go to a regular school still, and I have the normal life of a regular kid.
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.
I love driving. I've been obsessed with driving something since I was a kid.
One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids.
As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.
I don't know if I really watched any Disney animation as a kid.
I used to be more of a wild kid. But I've slowed down.
I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
Male athletes don't get dropped when they father kids.
I was a shy kid, a late bloomer. At 22, I was probably 16 emotionally.
I always tell my kids make your vocation your vacation.
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
In my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids.
I like that I have kids still willing to hold my hand.
Underneath this tired, middle-aged exterior, I'm an 11 year old kid.
Kids, don't be too big to accept advice.
You know how kids are. They like to do what parents do.
