Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott AdamsThe shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.
John MortimerA girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
Katherine HeiglI eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues.
Karl Lagerfeld