You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release.
When we get in late and the only thing open is fast food, it can be tough to maintain a healthy diet.
Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
A pitcher is only as good as his legs.
I'd rather be lucky than good.
Sometimes in this game it's as good to be lucky as it is to be good.
I can't speak for the future. I have no crystal ball.
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
Jesus Christ was God's revenue officer.
Helping someone is what life is all about.
Keep your eye on the ball.
A million years went by quick.
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
I was a very weird amalgam of things as a kid.
I loved fantasy role play.
The fans treated me royally.
I come to play everyday.
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.
I never wear the same shoe twice.
