I don't care who you are, you hear those boos.
The biggest game I ever played in was probably Don Larsen's perfect game.
I guess you could say I'm what this country is all about.
But as far as I'm concerned, I can still play defense.
The last thing I ever thought would ever happen to me was losing my legs.
People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I.
I'm a big pasta guy, but I've cut it out to stay fast and lean.
Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.
People are going to make comparisons and they can do that but I'm definitely not going to compare myself to Derek Jeter.
We have to be thankful to the Czechs that they did their duty. The Czech Republic won, I can't believe it. It was a huge party with all the people here.
The real issue behind these people who are gun grabbers, the truth is - based on fact - the reason why is, they want control. They want control of the people. That's what socialism is and communism.
I have nothing to ask for, thanks to God. Everything I have, God has given me.
I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.
It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had not hit those sixty-one home runs.
When did it - When did it become okay for someone to hit home runs and forget how to play the rest of the game?
A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say.
I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring. 'Serious acting' is the kind of acting that I don't ever respond to.
Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor.
My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice, and then practice some more.
