I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.
Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of social discourse.
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad.
Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.
I'm still playing the game, having a great time.
I always look forward to working with Goldie because she's a great person to work with.
The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.
Every pitcher can beat you, it doesn't matter how good you are.
Now Joe Cronin was very good. I loved Joe Cronin, to play for.
As much as I'd like to think I'm a really good designer, I'm average.
A pitcher's got to be good and he's got to be lucky to get a no hit game.
If the guys on the bench were as good as the guys you have out there, they'd be out there in first place.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
When I was a player, I worried only about myself. Good money and easy work.
I want people to feel good about themselves.
To be a good hitter you've got to do one thing - get a good ball to hit.
It's good to do things slow in the bush. It makes you appreciate everything a lot more.
I believe the Bible is the word of God from cover to cover.
The difference between God and Reggie Jackson is that God doesn't think he's Reggie Jackson.
