I can't say anything I don't love about Seattle.
Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.
Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.
I just didn't have anything to say, so I said nothing.
Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters.
Nobody should hit .200. Anybody should hit .250.
I've tried to help a lot of young artists get started.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
What more can you ask for than to see a ballgame in spring?
My philosophy? Simplicity plus variety.
Kids, don't be too big to accept advice.
I can throw out any man alive.
The fans know that I don't give at-bats away.
I never had to cheat, I get them with what I got.
I like the ball in a big game. I'm not afraid to take it.
I was nervous batting eighth, and I was nervous batting seventh.
I'm not a conventional guy. I've never been a conventional guy.
Never drew a paycheck outside of baseball.
