I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet.
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
If you replace the word God in the Bible with the word Truth, it reads exactly right.
I have no hesitation to say that St. Louis is a great place in which to live and work.
They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.
I can never get rid of 'The Rifleman,' and I don't want to. It's a good image.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
I learned life from some good teachers.
When things are going good, you've got to enjoy it, right?
My short game's not that good. It just becomes a matter of getting that weight moving.
A guy that throws what he intends to throw, that's the definition of a good pitcher.
Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
I play to represent God, something bigger than baseball.
I like a calm life where nobody bothers me.
I love going out and doing new things.
I really love the togetherness in baseball. That's a real true love.
I love the fans and I appreciate how much they care for me.
People, man, they love hurting people. It's not even fair.
