If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.
I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.
I was in good control of my body, and I kept my head still.
My father helped me become a ballplayer and take the good with the bad.
We had a pretty good lead, so why push it.
The team that gets off to a good start wins pennants.
It just feels good to beat the world champs to be the world champs.
Roger Maris was as good a man and as good a ballplayer as there ever was.
A recipe is a story that ends with a good meal.
Anything that disturbs your comfort factor is good for you.
Learn what pitch you can hit good; then wait for that pitch.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
I tell you that the curse of God Almighty is on the saloon.
God isn't really interested in our batting averages.
Nobody lives forever and I've had a blessed life.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
