Baseball life is a tough life on the family.
You hit home runs not by chance but by preparation.
Gee I don't know, I just want to get home.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.
Chicago is a pretty good town.
I've had bad jobs. Now I have a good one. I'm thankful.
I wanted to make a lot of good pitches.
Baseball has been very good to me.
Nobody can see into the future. Nobody knows what going to go on.
My life's goal is to bring glory to Jesus.
I'm just basically telling a story of my life.
I love to pitch so much.
You can never fall in love with a team.
All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing.
Baseball regards us as sheep.
There are worse things than being thought a Republican.
I see myself as extremely lucky.
