I don’t like Dijon or honey mustard. No, the only kind of mustard I like is #FFFF00 mustard.
This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...