Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind. Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
Nobody's ever asked me to pay for a meal before I've eaten it, I've never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
I've learned to steer away from the wrong kind of woman for me.
We're all vulnerable. Mix the wrong feelings together, the right kind of bad with the wrong kind of good, and you'll wind up with a total breakdown.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
The worst kind of tyrant is one that is righteously wrong
Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.
And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they did...
There is no wrong way to perform an act of kindness.
You are very kind," he said. "Very wrong, but very kind.
Tragedy, for me, is not a conflict between right and wrong, but between two different kinds of right.
Love could end even though it was true love. Love could be false love, or the wrong kind of love, or love that came at the wrong time to the right people, or at the right time to the wrong people.
Such arguments remind me of a scene from Woody Allen's movie Manhattan, where a group of people is talking about sex at a cocktail party and one woman says that her doctor told her she had been having the wrong kind of orgasm. Woody Allen's character...
People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very cleve...
I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here." "Is there something wrong with that?" "Absolutely.
With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
Strength isn't about what you can and cannot achieve. It’s about what you will and will not do in order to achieve.
Love- the infatuation kind- 'he's so handsome, she's so beautiful'- that can shrivel. As soon as something goes wrong, that kind of love can fly out the window.