Quotes of: Written Keyword

Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky? 

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is reflected off the moon.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Free pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My book is awful,” I said.  “Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Even though we didn't actually record it as the Move I had already written a song called 'Dear Elaine', which I subsequently put on the Boulders album. I thought at the time that was probably the best song I'd written.

Roy Wood

A lot of the books that have been written about Silicon Valley are really good. Michael Malone's books are incredible. I think his 'Infinite Loop' is the best book that's been written about Apple.

Sarah Lacy

There are two places that are hard to write about. A place like Britain, England in particular, which has been written about by everybody, and then the place that's never been written about.

Paul Theroux

I've directed things that other people have written before, and I've written things and given them to other directors. So I'm very versatile in terms of that, and I enjoy all of it.

Ryan Coogler

In a way, I'd rather go into an interview and be disliked, and have unpleasant things written about me, than to have a wonderful, glowing article written that is in no way a reflection of who I am.

Romola Garai

I have more wisdom than any books ever written in history of times, any scripture ever written which you rhyme but this is not my purpose.

Santosh Kalwar

And that's what the audience was feeling too, as they watched the show and as they watch it now. And overriding all of that is the way it was written. It was written honestly. There was never any manufactured laugh. There was never compromising of ch...

Mary Tyler Moore