I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
Steven WrightIf you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
Kevin NealonI will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.
Kanye WestI'm not part of the cultural elite. I'm a down-home girl. Always have been, always will be.
Lauren Hutton