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In keeping with the Laws of the Prophet Bubba and the Code of the UIL, as set forth in the Book of First Downs, as the sun sets on Friday nights the rites of the Texas state religion are celebrated: high school, smash-mouth football. ‘And lo, the c...

Markham Shaw Pyle

One of the many things I learned at the end of that Classics corridor down which I ventured at the age of 18, in search of something I could not then define, was this, written by the Greek author Plutarch: What we achieve inwardly will change outer r...

J.K. Rowling

The Bible was penned by men. The Epistles of Paul were penned by that evangelist salesman and his students, desperate to bring mystery and excitement into a quiet philosophy, turning it into a religion promising the secret of an afterlife, answers to...

Angella Graff

History is written by the victors, which is certainly true, but it's also written by the wealthy and the literate.

Hey, America, Your Roots Are Showing

They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started.

Mailboxes - Mansions - Memphistopheles: A Collection of Dark Tales

Love stories are written in millimeters and milliseconds with a fast, dull pencil whose marks you can barely see, they are written in miles and eons with a chisel on the side of a mountiantop

Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac

I’m people wealthy. My grandchildren have grandchildren, some of whom are even older than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imagination, and a box of markers.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not all at once right now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two. 

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Because organic is always the healthier option.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks