With time we will all stop fighting pimples and start fighting wrinkles.
How I Kissed Heartbreak GoodbyeI have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousIt's inevitable: as I get older, I am going to get more wrinkles; it's something you have to accept.
Louise NurdingHe's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers