I needed to run away in order to come home.
I just don't tend to cook eggplant at home.
When I was 17, I decided I was going to leave home.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.
With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.
Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.
I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Financial advice needs to change according to what is happening in the economy.
Fast cars are my only vice.
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death.
To be honest, I'm scared to death of rollercoaster rides.
If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.
God sendeth and giveth both mouth and meat.
You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
A good teacher is a determined person.
Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.
There's something that really frightens me - and that's fear.
