It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home and knit.
It is when I am on stage that I feel most comfortable. It is my home. It is the only thing I have known since I was a kid.
Believe me, you can get into a lot of trouble being sixteen years old in a foreign country with no adult telling you when to come home.
A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.
I get as much sleep as possible. When I get home, I have just enough energy to lay out my clothes and go to bed.
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
I grew up in a home and in a world in which you can do anything. We were all expected to go to college. My father was a doctor.
I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.
I feel like you learn how to do school in second grade through fifth grade. During those years, I was never home.
I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
I didn't grow up in a home that glorified Hollywood. We didn't watch TV. We didn't have a lot of magazines around.
Just because I managed to do a little something, I don't want anyone back home to think I got the big head.
The darker, more complex and emotional the part is, the easier it is for me. But I don't take any of that stuff home with me at the end of the day.
Traveling to swimming meets took me beyond my small-town existence, gave me a hint of the exciting world outside of my own home.
At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine.
Anybody that wants to walk out that door and leave home for a few months and rely on themselves instead of fate might have some interesting stories to tell.
I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.
You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a new night.
