Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank CarsonIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyThe death of my daughter is a subject I talk about briefly because there is nothing more tragic.
Ben VereenDeath can't be so bad if mom went through it. It makes it easier for the child to follow.
Danny AielloWe live in a country where people still get beaten to death because of their sexual orientation.
Peter KrauseOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Ron WhiteIt was always my goal to 'up the ante' on good design, and I've devoted much of my career to this.
Michael Graves