I don't have all the answers.
I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!
The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
Behind Calvary's cross is the throne of heaven.
I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
There are always wonderful mysteries to confront.
We all have the archetype inside us of the enlightened being.
I would pay to do what I do if I had to.
Everything you want is on the other side of fear.
The cause of homelessness is lack of housing.
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
The penalty for exceeding the time limit is the forfeiture of the game.
My favorite part of running is the thinking time.
Alyssa: Party like a fireman!
Most people aren't honest with themselves about money.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Thank goodness I've saved my money.
All money means to me is a pride in accomplishment.
Money has never been a huge inspiration for me.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
The key to making money is to stay invested.
