As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
That which is not just is not law.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
Just to eat is a gift.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.
I had an attachment disorder.
I buy thousands of books a year.
Everybody has a tragedy or two in their lives.
For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
Quiet is better than loud.
Everybody changes, not just me.
We have cut the text, but what remains are Shakespeare's words.
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
I have the right credentials to be nominated to the Rajya Sabha.
Being an only child is a disease in itself.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Compared with games, reality is disconnected.
No pope ever condemned slavery.
