He that would live for aye, must eat sage in May.
Malta would be a nice place, if every knight were a tree.
If everyone were a gentleman, who would make the mills work?
If men could foresee the future, they would still behave as they do now.
If one hand were the other they would both want to be clean.
The rich would have to eat money, but luckily the poor provide food.
If you would be pope, you must think of nothing else.
If we all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.
When you eliminate vanity from an art form, and I would think that this would be any art form, what is left is an opportunity to be incredibly naked and truthful.
You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with.
Who would have ever thought going to a library would be so scary?
Would he find her? Without question. Would he save her? Always.
You hand over control, you start winning.
Managing relationships (with start ups) is more like teaching.
I like telling stories, and I tell stories that interest me. It would be boring to have to go to nothing but the best restaurants. That would be a misery to me.
Without an opportunity, their abilities would have been wasted, and without their abilities, the opportunity would have arisen in vain.
I would not take a girl to a club on a Thursday. I would not take her to a really noisy, swanky restaurant.
When I was 14, I would sit up in my room and write till my eyes would bleed.
Most controversies would soon be ended, if those engaged in them would first accurately define their terms, and then adhere to their definitions.
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
