If there were no tears, our ribs would burn.
Without the companionship even paradise would be boring.
If the beard meant everything, the goat would preach.
If fools ate no bread, corn would be cheap.
Were fools silent, they would pass for wise.
The potter sleeps soundly, for no one would steal clay.
There are not many who would announce their faults with a gong.
Even a frog would bite if it had teeth.
If you would succeed, you must not be too good.
If chickens were judges, cockroaches would be sentenced.
If the bull would throw you, lie down.
If the stomachache were in the foot, one would go lame.
Only a mother would carry the child that bites.
The soup would be none the worse for more meat.
If fools went not to market, bad wares would not be sold.
If you would live healthy, be old early.
If I dealt in candles, the sun would never set.
One person I've always wanted to work with who would be an amazing guest star would be James Earl Jones.
Before Eminem, the idea that there would be a white rapper that anybody would really check for was fantastic or amazing or impossible.
I would like to live forever in people's hearts and minds; that would be fun. I'll leave the world my art.
There would be no debate about who was the best footballer the world had ever seen - me or Pele. Everyone would say me.
