I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.
I suppose I would still be a communicator, maybe a musician.
I believe much trouble would be saved if we opened our hearts more.
I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.
If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.
You would think that UV just causes mutations, but it doesn't; you need a gene to be active for it.
For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.
Christmas is God being relentless to the point that He would die in that relentlessness.
I would like to paint the way a bird sings.
If someone has the opportunity to become a model, I would say, 'Do it.'
I was very skinny, braces; so I never thought I would be a model.
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
I would like to become a better photographer. I'm working on that.
In my world there would be as many public libraries as there are Starbucks.
The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
I thought I could, and thought I would, swim a lot quicker - much quicker.
The mere attempt to examine my own confusion would consume volumes.
I'm a really selfish person. But I would do anything for my friends.
Any guy in his right mind would die to play Batman.
If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
