If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
If men were basically evil, who would bother to improve the world instead of giving it up as a bad job at the outset?
Personally, I am obsessed with my mom, and I would do literally anything for her.
One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom.
I'm trying hard to keep my Australian accent. My mom would disown me if I didn't.
Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage.
I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director.
Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me.
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
I would rather do movies because I'm very lazy and the hours are much easier.
In a lot of movies, you'll see people on crazy dates, and you're like, 'No one would ever do that!'
I would rather clean than beg.
What are you accepting that would not be a part of your ideal day?
We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different.
I would rather burn out than rust out.
Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.
I would never imagine a mate based on a certain sex or race.
First of all, it was in my contract. I knew I would be directing an episode.
Who would have thought that in the 1950s, Burbank was a hotbed of international espionage?
