On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.
I would say I have compassion.
I would see anything by Antony Gormley.
I would love to do more family comedy.
Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
A Western would be good. I'd love to do a Western.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
I would love to do an all Laura Nyro show.
I would like to play Broadway!
I would say I'm humanly engaged.
I would never have discovered alcohol.
I would not be surprised to see Syria break apart entirely.
I would never disrespect anyone.
I would say I'm an optimist by nature.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
I would love to do something with Coldplay.
I would happy for someone to download my music.
Mom would kill me if I showed my navel.
It would be terribly boring to be earnest.
