Quotes of: Would Keyword

Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned on it. You must find it and bring it to justice.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people were the kind of people who would die to save two more like them.

This Book Has No Title

I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able to ride it, but it would also be unsuitable for a young lady to be a young man.

This Book Has No Title

What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be around. At least I’d hope they’d say that. If they didn’t say that, I suppose I’d have to strangle them.

This Book Has No Title

His father had always said, Son, the most important thing in life is to make a contribution. Who would have thought Kittridge’s contribution would be video-blogging from the front lines of the apocalypse?

The Twelve

...the way a man might hesitate before he kissed a woman, to gauge her reaction, to see how he would be received. Perhaps he would hesitate to prolong the moment, that ideal moment of anticipation, sometimes better than kiss itself.

Twilight

What would you do if I kissed you right now?" I stared at his beautiful face and his beautiful mouth and I wanted nothing more than to taste it. "I would kiss you back.

The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

How would your life be different if your religion was love, and your spirituality was governed by kindness? How would the world be different if everyone did this?

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

She had covered herself in frost, so every part of her grew cold and would not feel, because of that single part that longed to hear that word, yet had never known the hope, or expectation, that it would.

The Unraveling of Lady Fury

... I felt something and vowed that if I ever got a girl I would treat her right and never be bad or dirty to her or hurt her, ever. I vowed it and had all the confidence in the world that I would keep the vow.

Underdog

You can't change who you are, can you? That would require changing the people who made you along the way. That would mean discrediting everything they ever gave you.

Unborn: Three Short Stories

If life — the craving for which is the very essence of our being — were possessed of any positive intrinsic value, there would be no such thing as boredom at all: mere existence would satisfy us in itself, and we should want for nothing.

The Vanity of Existence

If as we see nightfall, we become capable of accepting love, let’s celebrate an alliance with our unbroken delusions. Who ever knew we would say goodbye to oblivion? Who ever knew we would accept hope?

The V girl

Because," she said, "that is what men would call it. They invented Satan, didn't they? Satanic is merely the name they give to the behavior of those who would disrupt the orderly way in which men want to live.

The Vampire Lestat

No Big Power in all history ever thought of itself as an aggressor. That is still true today.

What Would Pacifists Have Done about Hitler? a Discussion of War, Dictators and Pacifism