Fate wouldn't create a man that drop-dead gorgeous and make him gay, would it? Oh yes, fate would.
Shut Up and Kiss MeI’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.