By reason of weird translation, many such sets of instructions read like poems anyhow.
Brian FerneyhoughHolding a menu at arm's length, peering at anything that required reading, made me feel so old.
Bonnie TylerI do remember reading the script of 'The Nightmare Fair' and looking forward to doing it.
Colin BakerWhen a new book comes out or becomes accessible in whatever form, I get it and I read it.
Christoph WaltzDon't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
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