I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them.
There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.
Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
My father is a retired army captain and banking software salesman, and my mother is an English teacher.
I like mellow music. I like some jazz. But I'm not a big hard rock guy.
The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes.
When you think of couponing, you picture a mom cutting coupons out of the back of the newspaper.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
When I'm in Paris, my favorite market is the Marche Raspail on the Left Bank.
The U.S. embargo imposed on Nicaragua, rather than weakening the Sandinistas, actually maintained them in power.
You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Practice, work hard, and give it everything you have.
Keep all your personalities out of your work. Forget and forgive.
I've been very, very fortunate. I never had to work for a living.
Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control.
