David Grant: So, what do you think, dad? Woody Grant: It doesn't look finished to me. David Grant: How do you mean? Woody Grant: [upon seeing Mount Rushmore] Well, it looks like somebody got bored doing it. Washington's the only one with any clothes,...
[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct] Jessie: Prospector?'! Woody: You're outta your box! Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extr...
The unknown is always interesting.
If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.
I don't want to be in the Jerry Sandusky business.
That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on!
To know God and to make Him known.
Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.
Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!
It is sweet to be nothing and less than nothing that Christ may be all in all.
Dancers are the athletes of God.
It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
I try to cope with everything through humor.
With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.
I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.
Turn your scars into stars.
The flakier your mission, the fiercer you have to be on the business side.
I've always surrounded myself with talented people, both in film and in business.
Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted.
The Miami Heat floor is great, but a lot of them are not.
I have actually five honorary degrees.
