How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
...making some noise in the woods is a thing that one can forget. The sound of a man’s voice on the other hand, is something else entirely.
I plunged into him, kissing him like I was flame and he was wood, our tongues igniting
The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.
I am alarmed when it happens that I have walked a mile into the woods bodily, without getting there in spirit.
It annoys me a little when people try to be positive when I don't play my best. I play to win. I'm like that. I'm like any other player. I'm never happy.
But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven't seen me at my best, and I want them to.
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
PGA of America has been very good to me; played some of the Junior Ryder Cups, and those go down as some of the best experiences I've had on a golf course.
It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks.
If what I say or what I do affects others who look up to me as a role model, that pleases me so much.
My parents have always been there to really support anything I wanted to do or learn - they provided the opportunity for me. I was very blessed in that sense.
My main goal is to be the No. 1 American and the No. 1 player in the world. If an American is on top of the leader board every week, it will bring more people into the game of golf.
I like it when, you know, 3-under wins, you know, 20-under par, it just brings so many other people into contention.
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.
For example, I wouldn't hesitate to sit somebody down if he wasn't performing, even if he was the No. 1 player in the world. I've been sat down before.
I didn't hesitate to kiss my father in public. And that's how I tried to raise my children. We're physical.
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.
That's why I'm very proud of being American. I'm proud to pay taxes. I pay a lot of taxes, but it sure beats the alternative.
These guys who keep on playing but aren't winning, you've got to sit them down and let them figure it out and perform a little gut-check on themselves.
I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.
