When wood breaks it can be repaired, but ivory breaks forever.
Tiger Woods makes me a better athlete.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Actors! I must have my actors!
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script? Georgie Weiss: Fuck no. But, there's a poster.
[on the reason for the success of 'Dracula(1931)'] Bela Lugosi: They were mythic. They had a poetry to them. Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes. Bela Lugosi: And you know what else? The women... the women preferred the traditional monsters. Edward D. Wood, Jr....
Don't build a new ship out of old wood.
Every kind of wood is grey when they are reduced to ashes.
There are men who walk through the woods and see no trees.
A forest would want to be burned by its own wood.
To set fire to the wood, you need the help of the wind.
No two people see things the same.
[At the "Plan 9" premiere] Edward D. Wood, Jr.: This is the one. 'This' is the one I'll be remembered for.
He who is afraid of the leaves must not go into the wood.
Green wood gives more smoke than heat.
The head of your neighbor is a kingdom and his heart a wood.
From the same wood you can make a cross or a club.
A piece of wood that has been burned easily catches fire.
If you are going into the wood -- don't leave your axe at home.
One chops the wood, and the other shouts "Oh, my back!"
Wait and wait. Most people's lives are spent waiting.
Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.