Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider. 'Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on. 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought ...
I feel like Alice in Wonderland. Maybe Lewis G Carroll was on drugs too.
Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I’d feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.
No thanks…Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.
Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like ‘G’day’ or ‘Wow, aren’t you a little hottie?
Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.
I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.
Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul
have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.
Perhaps our matching black outfits - even Phoebe wears dark colors - convince him that we are lesbian Buddhists
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth,
A strong and brave heart isn’t enough. A true heart, no matter how much the truth hurts, is the strongest of all.
I never realized before that taking care of someone makes you love them more than when they take care of you.
Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.
Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?
Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn’t against the law in any country.
Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down.
Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.
Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.
Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.
