Quotes of: Wonderland Keyword

I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.

Alice in Wonderland

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Alice in Wonderland

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Alice in Wonderland

Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.

Alice in Wonderland

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

Alice in Wonderland

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

Alice in Wonderland

I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella. It would be totally messed up!

Gwen Stefani

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Alice in Wonderland

Mad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.

Alice in Wonderland

The Rose: Girls! We shall sing "Golden Afternoon". That's about all of us.

Alice in Wonderland

I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure!" the Queen said. "Twopence a week, and jam every other day." Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, "I don't want you to hire me - and I don't care for jam." "It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don...

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

So ‘fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know.

Alice in Wonderland

I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

Alice in Wonderland

I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.

Alice in Wonderland

How was I supposed to know ‘lucked out’ means ‘I got screwed over’ in Australian?

Alice in Wonderland

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Alice in Wonderland

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Alice in Wonderland

He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.

Alison Wonderland

Even if the decisions one made on a given day seemed crazy, it helped to think that all things happened for a mysterious reason.

Outside Wonderland

The delicious, semiconscious, edge-of-wonderland kind of sleep, where I'm awake enough to control my dreams but asleep enough to forget that I'm doing it.

Parallel

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Alice in Wonderland