Bob: [waking up from a drunken state of unconsciousness] Hello. Cynthia: Hello! Bob: Who are you? Cynthia: I your wife! Bob: Guess I'll be going home then. Cynthia: No! You no going! I coming to. I your wife! See? [shows him a marriage certificate] C...
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of the big decisions and my wife would make all of the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe tha...
I'll be happy when I get married." The faith, the hope, the conviction that marriage is a happy institution, the sincere tone, the lack of any shred of doubt, made the world a better place that moment. I even probed, 'What makes you happy now?' He st...
I never would have conceived that he would finally succumb to marriage. How did you ever convince him?” “I must actually credit Lady Russell. She explained to me that a man desires above all things to think himself his own master. Thus, I had onl...
You think Diana would come to your bed?” Ned threw his head back and laughed. “You’re mad! First of all, she would never break her marriage vows. Secondly, she’s certainly deduced by now what a whoremonger you are. She wouldn’t touch you wi...
Our zeal works wonders, whenever it supports our inclination toward hatred, cruelty, ambition.
Has there ever been an Inquisitor who didn't die a horrible death?" Simon wondered out loud. " It's like being the drummer in Spinal Tap.
Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built Out of longing great wonders have been willed
Why, he wondered, did he have to peddle his difference for their amusement, and yet at the same time temper it, suppress it, make it suitably benign?
You’re doing it again,” he said. “Doing what?” I asked, wondering if I had done something wrong. “Melting my heart with your smile,” he said.
I watch him go, and wonder if being good isn't its own punishment as much as it's supposed to be its own reward.
Ten minutes later, I chance a second look. They say curiosity killed the cat. I wonder what that cat was looking at, and was it as interesting as this?
Suddenly, a high-pitched sound blasted into the room. The floor began shaking beneath her feet. She paused for a moment, wondering if she was causing this.
I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him.
I wonder if a fish's One and only wish is That other fish will never say, "This fish is sure delicious!
Making love with you is even more wonderful than making music." He drew her closer. "Och, Sarah, you _are_ my music.
Ten books in and the Red Stone Security series is still going strong because of you, my wonderful readers. Thank you.
He would love her if she were a wolf that tore out his heart. And he wondered what that said about love.
Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning...look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself.
The news that Daisy Miller was surrounded by half a dozen wonderful mustaches checked Winterbourne's impulse to go straightway to see her.
I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one
