Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Tevye: [to Golde] Quiet, woman, before I get angry, because when I get angry even flies don't dare to fly!
[referring to a "half-man/half-woman" who has given Hercules an alluring look] Roscoe: I think she likes you - but he don't.
[a politician, being pulled away after the discovery of a woman's body with a necktie around her throat] Sir George: I say, that's not my club tie, is it?
Mrs. Oxford: Woman's intuition is worth more than all those laboratories. I can't think why you don't teach it in police colleges.
Will: Maybe you haven't met the right woman? Sean: [angered] Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right there, Chief!
Sue Lor: My name? It's "Take your crude, overly obvious come-on to every woman who walks past and cram it." That's my name.
Enid: [a busty young blonde woman is walking down the street in their direction] What about her? Are you into girls with big tits? Seymour: Jesus!
[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look] Kevin McCallister: For the kids.
Stuart Whitworth: I've never met a woman that says exactly what she's thinking. Eugenia 'Skeeter' Phelan: Well, I got plenty to say.
Virginia Woolf: A woman's whole life in a single day. Just one day. And in that day her whole life.
Vanessa Bell: Your aunt is a very lucky woman Angelica. She has two lives. The life she is living, and the book she is writing.
Woman in Hospital Blues: I don't like him; Kurt Cobain. He stole my cricket.
Max: Leave the ship, marry a nice woman, and have children. All those things in life which are not immense but are worth the effort.
Digging Bear: Stay. Corn Woman is to tired. Jack Crabb: She don't sound tired to me.
Linton Barwick: I can't stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that Country & Western music which I cannot abide.
Sam the Lion: Bein' crazy about a woman like that is always the right thing to do!
Avner: [catching the scent of an attractive woman's perfume outside Carl's hotel room, sotto voce] Carl, you asshole... I saw her first!
Paris Driver: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses? Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.
Alicia: Do you love me, Commodore? Commodore: You're a very beautiful woman. Alicia: I'll have another drink to appreciate that.
Young Noah: You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!