Presidents are selected, not elected.
I have decided not to run for president.
The presidency is not an office job.
The success of a man is through the soles of his feet, that of a woman is from her legs.
If a young woman says no to marriage just wait until her breasts sag.
Sleep with a woman and she will make sure you wake up.
When a man is crazy about a woman only she can cure him.
The woman who does not covet the possessions of her husband is in love with another man.
When a woman is hungry, she says, "Roast something for the children that they may eat."
When a woman laughs an experienced man will know how much it will cost him.
A Tyrone woman will never buy a rabbit without a head for fear it's a cat.
Look for a thrifty woman -- even though it may cost you a pair of shoes.
Better one day a man than ten days a woman.
"Now the marriage begins," says the woman who has been beaten with thorns.
When a woman knows no more how to answer, she must be dried up.
You would do better to sit on a powder keg than on the knee of a woman.
Keeping a woman to her word is like trying to hold an eel by its tail.
If a woman sees a stick for beating her rival, she will throw it away in the woods.
If you marry a young woman, make sure your friends stay outside.
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